Let’s slow it down and have the twerkteam get down to Holocene by Bon Iver I’m cryin
stacysdad: chestnuts roasting on an open laptop charger
agentscully: WHO NEEDS EXTREME SPORTS WHEN MAKING GROWNUP PHONE CALLS GIVES ME MORE ADRENALINE THAN I WILL EVER NEED FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
i don’t know about you, but failure has never made me want to try harder to succeed. failure just makes me want to lie down and never do anything ever again
queerpong: “YOUR GAY” they shouted. “DUDE YOUR GAY!!!” i ignored them. it wasnt until i got home that i realized my gay had escaped. they tried to tell me.
rumour: I HATE PEOPLE WHO CLAP WHEN THE PLANE LANDS
onedirectioncutefacts: even if you don’t like one direction you still like one direction don’t lie to yourself
vagabonne: When I was younger, I always thought that adults knew what they were doing. They don’t. It makes life so much better knowing and accepting that nobody really does.
believed: i dont know if what’s sadder is that i actually have a folder for this or that there’s enough pictures out there to warrant the need for an entire folder in the first place Read More
happilymourning: thatsqualitystuff: we were taking our math test and i turned around and can we just talk about not only whatever is all over that girl’s face, but the guy charging his phone in the back and the kid on the right who looks like he’s in immense pain this picture is like the perfect description of school tho
lucid-spook: “FOILED AGAIN” I exclaim as I multiply two binomials
Things I Never Learned In High School
dontcomecryingtome: How to do taxes What taxes are How to vote What political parties are How to write a resume/cover letter/anything related to getting a job How to write a check/balance a check book Anything to do with banking How to do loans for college How to jump start a car or other basic emergency things How to buy a car or house but I’m so glad I know the fucking pythagorean...
swaggamander: i like my men how i like my tea thrown in the boston harbor
zaptap: “rose” who rose rose titanic?????? rose doctor who?????? rose homestuck?????? rose american dragon?????? no rose flower everyone forget rose flower rose flower cry
hevvinangelbright: reblog if u accept michael cera as your lord and saviour
squiiiije: In Flo-Rida’s song “Low” he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND baggy sweatpants and the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman? In all honesty I’m not surprised the whole club is looking at her
13mph: let me know if ur really hot, cause im really cool and opposites attract